The miracle of all 9 planets lining up will result in complete destruction of life as we know it. It won’t be caused by flooding or fire and brimstone, just the sting of the pool cue from the sun playing a little nine ball. Assuming you are of the opinion that Pluto still deserves to be a planet.
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Your forecast cap may not get much attention from the ladies, but everyone that realizes bad weather can affect their life will certainly be paying attention to what it predicts. Whatever you feel the future weather to be can be shown by this cap. It offers you the choice of predicting rain, wind, thunderstorms or sun. You would hope that inaccurate predictions would not be held against you just like they don’t seem to be held against your local forecaster. Check out the alternate forecasts for you to attach after the break.
If there is anyone or anything that could possibly hate the sun more than a Vampire Popsicle, I have no idea what it is.
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