Wisdom for the day: never get between a sumo wrestler and food. Those are not the kind of boobs you want to get slapped in the face with.
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Hey it looks like you lost a little weight there slim! You can barely keep your pants up. This Sumo Wrestler Belt Buckle can help out with that—but be careful. It could be some sort of mystic fat idol that mysteriously expands your waistline when you wear it.
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