stuff that looks like other stuff

space-hopper-cufflinks

Everyone enjoys injecting a little bit of childish fun into an otherwise serious outfit. There are usually only three times to wear a suit these days: a wedding, a funeral and an interview. These Space Hopper Cufflinks are appropriate for…none of those times to be quite honest.

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compressed-guiness-shirt

Sometimes the packaging is better than the actual product. And while I have no problem with a Guinness shirt, the fact that it comes packaged in the size and shape of a pint of Guinness is more impressive than the shirt itself. The only thing that would make it better is if it came with an real pint of Guinness as well. See a picture of the actual shirt after decompression after the jump.

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meat-socks

Keep your feet toasty warm with these meat and intestines socks from Ashi Dashi. Just make sure they’re fresh—this meat goes bad if you don’t wash it regularly. Additional images are available after the break.

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temptress-snake-watch

Thanks to an elastic wrap watch band, this is one snake that won’t squeeze the life out of you. Plus, a lot of guys find women wearing snakes to be a big turn on.

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deco-bottle-umbrella.jpg

It is not all that often you come across a product like the Deco Bottle. Most umbrellas are meant to be placed out of sight when not in use, but this one stores in the shape of a decorative bottle. Additional images are available after the break.

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milk-splash-jewelry-tree.jpg

Images and slo-mo video of liquid splashes are strangely captivating, and so is this unique jewelry tree.

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I think the sellers of this fish bag had it described perfectly as “for kids and child-minded adults”. As a daily handbag it is odd, to say the least. But if you could squeeze a bowling ball in there, it would be an awesome bag for that purpose. Just because.

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The inscription on this gravestone shaped bag will remind you of when all the action is going on: Carpe Noctum – Seize the Night. Daytime is fine for getting all your little errands done, but night time should be reserved for fun. Even the dead know that.

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Football Purse

by Jeff Chenkus on July 18, 2008

in Bags

When you are thinking leather novelty purses, a football replica would seem an obvious choice. So here you are. And while this is the same size as a regulation football, there is no actual leather used. Nor pigskin for that matter. It’s manufacture of man made materials makes it a fairly green product as well. An easy way to become one of the guys without having to lift a finger.

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Baseball Tote

by Jeff Chenkus on July 7, 2008

in Bags

It is midway through the summer and baseball is in full swing. All the other sports are over for the year or have not started yet, it is that rare time when you can really concentrate on one team sport. Whether you are headed to Yankees Stadium or the local farm team, this bag would mark you as one of the true fans of the game. Stylish and roomy it should work for whatever activity you want to include it in.

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