Stethoscope Necktie
Yeah, that’s right baby, I am a doctor. You can tell by the stethoscope.
Great pickup line and as long as she doesn’t notice that your “stethoscope” is just a tie then you found a great companion for the evening. Probably also the dumbest or drunkest chick out there, but your necktie is still cool.
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Cowboy Baby Socks
If you want to dress your baby up in some Cowboy Socks rather than the plain old white ones, I am perfectly fine with that. If you plan on accessorizing with a cowboy hat as well, then maybe child protective services should be notified.
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Taco Belle Cosmetics Pouch: A Smiling Taco Will Keep You Looking Good
Tacos are delicious—and apparently they make for a fantastic cosmetics pouch. The one toothed smile looks familiar too. Perhaps she is a long lost relative of Meatwad.
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Straightjacket Bag
Tired of the girlie little designer bags? You certainly won’t be mistaken for a Hello Kitty fanatic toting this Straightjacket Purse around. Everything about this bag from the black canvas to the chains just screams S&M. That would seem to be the point.
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Bootbag
Does it seem like some designers take the easy way out? While these bags are decent looking, all they did was to take a boot and cut a hole in it. At least you can say they are colorful.
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Flirty Handbag
There are plenty of novelty bags that are unique and extremely ugly at the same time. See the Toto in a Basket Handbag if you don’t believe me. This flirty little skirt purse is actually something that wouldn’t embarrass you if you took it out for a night on the town. If they wanted to [...]
Lucky Beggar Purse
Looking just like the coffee cups all over NYC, this cup is what a lot of those beggars use to hold their take for the day. Now you can use it to carry your own change. It will certainly bring a surprised look to people’s faces when you pull this out. Maybe you can get [...]
Reversible Neck Warmer Tie Scarf
That person passing you on the street seems to be wearing a very large tie outside of their coat. No, that is likely one of these Neck Warmer Tie Scarves. In addition to adding a little class to your outfit, tying it at the neck like this has to keep you a lot warmer. So [...]
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