Most public establishments prohibit you from walking around with machine guns and pistols strapped to your thighs. It’s not right, I know, but it’s the way of the world. These sexy stockings pose the perfect way around the ridiculous sensibilities of modern society. Just don’t wear them on a plane. I can only imagine what the TSA would do if you tried getting through security in these.
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Earlier this month we featured these awesomely sexy 8-bit stockings, but where you could actually purchase a pair was a mystery.
Well, that mystery has been solved. The stockings are actually called SSI Moda Lounge. A simple Google search will tell you that they can be found on various French sites like collants (currently out of stock), but it might take some doing to actually get them shipped overseas. Still, it’s a start.
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These stockings will do a good job of advertising your Twittering and request for more followers. But without your account name on there you will constantly be approached by people who want to find out. That can be a mixed blessing depending on whether you would enjoy a bunch of internet addicts hitting on you.
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Long legs, fishnet stockings—yup, this shirt makes me kind of wish I could see the whole picture. Although, If this woman was real, I’m not sure if she would be wrapping her legs around my neck in a sexual way, riding on my shoulders or choking me out.
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