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Invader Zim meets Star Wars in this awesome t-shirt mashup. But the best part is that it’s only $10 if you grab it today!

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Sometimes merchandising just goes in a weird direction. For example, take a gander at these full face coverage Star Wars hoodies from Mad Engine. The zippers on these  bizarr-o designs don’t stop at the neck. Oh, no. It keeps going to the top so that you can cover your whole face. You know, for when you have a giant zit and don’t feel like showcasing it the world or something.

As you probably guessed, the face part is mesh so that you can actually see through it. Still, I don’t see how walking about with your entire head enclosed would be comfortable even if it is a cool Star Wars sweatshirt. Besides Vader, designs include R2-D2, Boba Fett, a Stormtrooper, and Chewbacca (which randomly doesn’t have the face coverage option).

These sweatshirts will be priced at around $70 and should be available in a retail store near you in August.

See the rest of the hoodies after the break.

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If you think about it, the Ewoks fighting off the Empire is a little like the Spartans fighting off Xerxes’ army. They were the underdogs, and they were armed with spears. I’d have rather seen the Spartans in Return of the Jedi though instead of fuzzy teddy bears.

Despite my dislike for Ewoks, this is a cool t-shirt design.

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All this time you’ve thought Darth Vader was being evil when he was just trying to let you know he’d finally finished that some-assembly-required bike. Just because he’s a Sith Lord doesn’t mean he can snap his fingers and make it all work. He has to break out the tools and read the directions just like the rest of us. Somewhere, a little Sith in training will be so happy when he sees what Vader got him for his birthday.

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We think these amazing Star Wars sleeves were inked by Holdfast Tattoo in East Victoria Park, WA.

Send your nerdy tattoo pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

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Apparently the Dark Side’s motto… except for Stormtroopers. Their shirt says “miss ‘em all” (rimshot).

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Renaissance R2-D2—yet another reason why you must attend your local Renfest.

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Ever since Kinect Star Wars arrived in stores we’ve known our favorite heroes can dance. We’ve seen Han breaking out his best moves, dancing Slave Leia, and even stormtroopers on the dance floor, but only now do we discover that Darth Maul has been holding out. Watch as Maul spins his lightsaber and shakes his Sith assets at Walt Disney World Star Wars Weekends in Orlando, Florida.

See the video after the jump, as well as additional video from “Dance Off With The Star Wars Stars”…

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Sh*t just got real in the subways of Gotham. Darth Vader has The Force, but Batman is on his own turf. Who would win this battle?

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He’s the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy, but he’s the cutest killer ever as a pair of shoes. These hand-painted TOMS shoes are made to order and can be on your feet within 2-3 weeks. I don’t know how Fett would feel about being turned into shoes, but Chewie seems to like them just fine.

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And if you liked the Fett shoes, make sure to check out these R2-D2 versions.