st patricks day

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow, Vat19 and FashionablyGeek have teamed up to give away Beer Pouch Hoodies to two lucky readers. If you want to be one of them, become a fan and comment in our Facebook contest thread, tweet this post or send an email to contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Beer Me” in the subject line. Today is the final day to enter, so don’t wait!

I mean, all it takes is some Scotch tape to make a four-leaf clover.

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In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, Fashionably Geek has teamed up with the curiously awesome Vat19 to give away a beer pouch hoodie to two lucky readers. There are three options to enter: become a fan and comment in our Facebook contest thread, tweet this post or send an email to contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Beer Me” in the subject line.

The final day to enter is Tuesday, March 16th.  The winners will be chosen at random and notfied the following day (St. Patrick’s day). Winners must have an address in the continental US. Check out a video of the hoodie in action after the break—and good luck!

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The Happy Hour watch keeps time in perspective by offering the only number that matters to alcoholics and people who truly hate their jobs: 5 o’ clock. You’ll also get a  digital time and date readout, an alloy case, and a wide black band, a patented Happy Hour bottle-opening buckle which can be used to celebrate the hour between the end of work and your arrest for public drunkenness.

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Unicorns don’t like sharing their rainbows with leprechauns, and they have a gruesome (and delicious) way of hiding evidence of their crimes. It goes without saying, but this is a must-have shirt for St. Patrick’s Day.

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leprechaun-facial-fur

St.Patrick’s Day may be the ideal time to wear this fashionable leprechaun facial hair, but since when did you need a special day to get drunk and dress like an idiot? That’s what I thought.

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Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.

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beer-money-purse

A simple but required accessory for your carousing on St. Patrick’s Day. You will have money with you to purchase beer, it will be around your neck so you shouldn’t be able to leave it sitting on the bar and it will give you something green to wear if you have nothing else green on. It will also hold your ID, but there usually aren’t a lot of ID’s being checked on March 17.

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st-pat-driving-snakes

It is no wonder that St. Patrick’s Day is known for drinking. Just a couple hours putting up with this kind of bother is enough to drive anyone to drink.

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talking-irish-drinking-buddy

The ultimate Irish accessory for your day of drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, sit this guy on your shoulder and you will have company for the entire day. Luckily he has one arm that is much longer than the other so he can reach all the way around your neck to hold on tight. And after a few drinks, he will have to hold on tight to stay on your swaying shoulders but at least one of you will still be able to talk.

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