The wily squirrel ninja managed to ambush this Girl Scout and steal her cookies, but karma is a bitch as they say. Most of these squirrel warriors met their end under the tires of cars or in terrible sieges on bird feeders.
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Hoo boy. Now the girl squirrels have their own underpants. Of course, that’s only half the battle—they are still running around topless. For shame!
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Now the squirrels will hide their horde of space nuts on Mars and promptly forget where they buried them.
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Dreams really do come true, even if you are a squirrel. Unfortunately, squirrels are also idiots that can’t tell the difference between a nut and a coconut. Or is that a hairy bowling ball?
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Nuclear plant meltdowns may be catastrophic, but it certainly makes for cooler zoos. I mean, where else would a squirrel be this interesting?
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It’s not me…it’s the squirrels that have A.D.D. I mean, have you ever watched one? They dart around left and right, back and forth, up the tree, down the tree. Those damn squirrels need to focus! Nuts! It is as simple as that.
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