squirrel

Most of us only see deer when they’re in crosshairs, mounted on a wall, or lying on the side of the road after an encounter with a car. So what do they do to when they’re deep in the woods and away from the public eye? You guessed it, bucks and does love to polka. Of course, much like the human world, most wildlife in the polka scene is over 70, so if you want to see what the younger animals are into, check out the photo after the break.

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It’s bad enough that those damn squirrels are always trespassing, but doing it naked is just disrespectful. Leave a couple pairs of these Squirrel Underpants around your yard and hope they get the hint. Watching them scurry around your yard in their underwear might not be ideal but it is better than nothing.

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Katy Perry may think she is on the edge of her sexuality with her declaration that she kissed a girl, and liked it. I think this shirt takes it to a whole new level that even Katy may think is beyond what is acceptable. The squirrel may agree with that.

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