Any utensil that is the bastard love child of two other utensils just can’t end up well adjusted. So no matter how useful the spork may seem at times, you have to resist the temptation. It is bad and it is to be feared.
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If utensil love is real, then this t-shirt captures the first step in the mating ritual of the fork and spoon. If they can figure out which one is male and female, and if they can locate their genitals, surely the pitter-patter of little sporks is soon to follow.
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