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I didn’t think it was possible but ThinkGeek might have created a shirt that’s too nerdy.
Well, maybe the shirt itself is borderline, but when you combine Mama Said Spock You Out with the updated LL Cool J lyrics after the break…wow. Just wow.
Holy crap that is brilliant. When zipped, it’s just a hand on a hoodie. Unzip and it’s the Vulcan salute. Lie down on your side and it’s the Vulcan shocker.
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If you never thought your love of zombies and Star Trek could come together on a t-shirt, guess again. Zombie Spock wants you to live long and prosper, but that may just be a way to earn your trust so he can get to your delicious, but inferior brain.
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Claw hand, nerve pinch, pointy ears, bad haircut—I would pay 10 cents to see this “Lobster Boy” in action. But somewhere, deep down inside this freak body, rests the soul of a cold and logical Vulcan with hopes and dreams.
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Sacrilegious? Probably. But hey, Spock did return from the dead. As you might have guessed, the banner says “Live Long and Prosper” in Spanish.
The first time Spock pulled out his dog shadow puppet at a party, everyone had a good laugh. Unfortunately, it is the only shadow puppet he knows. It is now to the point where he either needs to give it up or he won’t get invited to any more parties.
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Nice work Spock, you filthy bastard…I hope you told Zefram Cochrane to wash his hands repeatedly after that handshake.
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Cigarette case, ID case, business card case. Any use you can find for this case will be one more reason to pull it out. Everyone who has seen the old Star Trek show will recall those damn Tribbles. And if you find a species that reproduces as fast as Tribbles that is also tasty, you could end world hunger.
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Each time you reach for a business card, Spock’s “live long and prosper” salute will serve as an inspiration that helps you achieve your goals.
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After all these years we find that Spock’s “live long and prosper” was really a gang sign for the dreaded Virgins. By wearing their colors you become an honorary member.
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