These Guitars Look Awfully Familiar
The little guitars on this shirt have a definite resemblance to pictures I saw in eighth grade health class. I guess if any of them are able to actually fertilize the record we will be treated to a classic album, like something Pink Floyd would have released in their heyday. Otherwise it will have to [...]
Super Sperm Costume Makes You Feel Like a Big Man
Even when the pipes aren’t working properly, you can still feel like a Billy Bad Ass when you wear this Super Sperm Costume.
If you are trying to conceive, surprise your woman by wearing this in the bedroom. It may provide some weird role-playing excitement. And who knows—it may even bring your nut some luck.
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