The little guitars on this shirt have a definite resemblance to pictures I saw in eighth grade health class. I guess if any of them are able to actually fertilize the record we will be treated to a classic album, like something Pink Floyd would have released in their heyday. Otherwise it will have to live its life as a Britney Spears release.
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Even when the pipes aren’t working properly, you can still feel like a Billy Bad Ass when you wear this Super Sperm Costume.
