speeder bike

Had Spielberg been in the director’s seat for Star Wars, one of his most unforgettable scenes would have taken place on a speeder bike cruising through intergalactic woods. Then he would have been up the creek when the time came for E.T. to take Elliott for a ride.

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speeder bike busted shirt

I mean, it is a speeder bike after all—a ticket or two is to be expected. However, this particular Stormtrooper is also high on speed, meaning that he is in big, big trouble.

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