Jaws 5: Jaws in Space
Where do all movie franchises go to die? That’s right—outer space. This is especially true with horror franchises. Jason Voorhees did it, Leprichaun did it, and now Jaws does it.
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Hubble Space Telescope Schematic in Shirt Form
A t-shirt with a schematic of the Hubble Space Telescope printed on the front? Only mega space geeks need apply.
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Replica Apollo 11 Spacesuit: The Ultimate Dustable
Lie to your friends about your experience as an astronaut with an Apollo 11 replica spacesuit. Made from a heavy weight Nylon Cordura, the design and molds for this spacesuit replica were taken from authentic NASA Apollo-era A7L garments. It’s not just a museum piece either, because you can actually wear it and imagine that [...]
NASAcar is Something Even I Can Get Into
Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is about a bunch of cars going around a track for hours on end. Now, if space shuttles were involved you can bet I would tune into that. Might even get an Astronaut 88 sticker for the back of my car and start eating some space jerky.
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A Tie That Celebrates All of Your Favorite Satellites
Hey, is that Voyager on your tie? Damn I love Voyager! Oh, and there is the Mariner 02! Man, your tie is like a silky space lesson.
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NASA Gold “Meatball” Necklace: All You Need is Some Chest Hair
Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70’s porno.
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Earth From the Moon Umbrella: Because it Doesn’t Rain in Space
It may be raining on Earth, but underneath your umbrella you are standing on a tranquil Moon. As you walk down the city streets in a torrential downpour, bumping into pedestrians and rushing to get to your crappy job, all you need to do is look up to realize how insignificant everything truly is.
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