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sonic the hedgehog
Can you run a three second mile? Do you enjoy gold? If you answered “yes” to these questions you might have what it takes to join the Emerald Hill Track Team.
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Sonic blew out his knee a while back, and suddenly running through a 360 loop wasn’t possible anymore. So he was forced into early video game retirement and he spent the next few months eating Oreos and feeling sorry for himself. Now he’s back with a new job and a new outlook on life.
Actually, this is a shot from the UK’s inaugural “National Dress Like a Video Game Character Day”.
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All these years of hoarding rings has obviously taken it’s toll on Sonic.
Grab this shirt while you can—it’s only $11 until 11/01.
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Stuck in line at the grocery store behind someone who still writes checks in the 21st century? Sonic wouldn’t stand for that—time to speed things up. Grab your Sonic the Hedgehog bag, jump over the old lady that doesn’t understand the self-checkout and blaze through your purchases in record time.
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That looks like Mario in a Sonic suit, which is surprising because I would have expected Sonic to be the one trying to pass himself off as a more successful character.
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Success spoiled Sonic back when he was on top in the 1990s, but the poor economy combined with all of the extravagant luxuries, drugs and women over the years have finally caught up to him.
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Dug up by archaeologists only a few years ago, experts have examined its bone structure and determined that this bizarre hedgehog species was amazingly fast.
Just dip an actual hedgehog into some dye, put some little sneakers and gloves on him and bam…your very own Sonic.
