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Two words: “Snuggie” and “Macarena”.
Apparently, this video was created to promote the Snuggie Choice Film Awards—a contest that solicits Snuggie-related fan videos for prizes. So the question is: what indescribable horrors are there to come?
Check out the video after the break if you dare.
The Snuggie looks downright elegant next to the Snazzy Napper.
Basically, it’s a burqa/blanket/bib with a nose hole and some lambs, moons and shit on it. The idea is to offer some privacy while sleeping in public places. Yeah, it’s a good thing you won’t be able to see all of the people ridiculing you.
Check out the horrifying promotional video after the break.
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Actually, it’s more like a Lilo and Stitch cape than a Snuggie, but it goes a step further with a Stitch head that doubles as a pillow.
So, the focus is sleeping while looking ridiculous instead of lounging around looking ridiculous.
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Sweet baby Jesus check out the Snuggie Poncho. Fu*king white, Sweet fu*cking blue—Sh*t, get three and wear this fu*cker every other day! You want a Snuggie Poncho!
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At this point, it appears that Famous Figures In Snuggies is only an illustration by artist David Soames. A design this funny really needs to become a shirt we can buy, so let’s hope it makes the transition soon.
Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.
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God I hope your other shirt is not a Snuggie. Not because you look like a wizard or a monk wearing one mind you (although you do), but because I hear that Snuggies are total crap. Let’s face it, everyone loves these things whether they can admit to it or not. You might as well spend the extra few bucks and get yourself a Slanket.
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