Whether you played the game of snake on a cell phone years ago or are still playing some version of it today, taming a snake can be a tough thing to do. There is no reason to believe that the digital version is any less dangerous than the real version.
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You generally try to keep your body parts out of a snake’s mouth, but these gloves force you to put your whole arm in. The fleece will keep you warm, the tongue will continually freak you out.
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Beside amusing yourself by wearing this shirt, it is also a simple psychological experiment. Which of your friends is going to mention that there is a small, poisonous looking snake on your shirt and which are going to just not say anything at all.
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I have no idea who wants snakes anywhere near them, but I am sure there are some freaks out there. This ring will be worn on two fingers with the head biting the third. The best thing it has going for it is that it is not a creepy spider.
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