“Transcend” is definitely an appropriate name for Zeal Optic’s new line  ski goggles. Not only do they surpass most most goggles in terms of how they look, they also appear to be the first goggles with an integrated GPS display. Skiers can also get information on speed, altitude, temperature and distance traveled.
Your fellow skiers will move out of your way when they see a monkey coming at them. Not because they really think it is a monkey, but because they are concerned about the mental stability of anyone who would wear such a thing.
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When Hannibal Lecter needs to get away, he hits the slopes. This neoprene ski mask keeps him looking menacing while enjoying a little R&R.
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It is awfully difficult to lug a trail map around the slopes with you all day. With the number of times you wipe out in a cloud of snow, the thing is bound to get wet and unreadable. Wear a pair of these silk shorts and have a trail map for any one of 13 different ski areas just a quick unzip away. They have one with a map of the NYC subway system as well. I can’t really decide whether it is odder to drop your pants in the streets of NY or on top of a freezing mountain.
