If you’re trying to fool people into thinking that ZZ Top, Santa, Chewbacca or a Yeti is on a skiing trip, you’ll either need to stop shaving for the rest of your life, or buy a Beardski – the fleece and neoprene ski mask offered with a variety of attached, foot long beards.
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We’ve seen a Cthulhu ski mask or two in our day (as well as a Doctor Zoidberg version), but this version really goes all out with the tentacles.
The most harmless thing. Something we all loved from our childhood. Something we thought could never harm us just totally robbed us at gunpoint. Scarred for life.
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In case you didn’t know, Futurama is set to return to TV in June with new episodes on Comedy Central. You can now commemorate that occasion with your very own Doctor Zoidberg hand knit ski mask made from washable acrylic yarn. Hopefully Futurama fans won’t have to endure the funny famine that has plagued the Simpsons for the last 10 years or so.
Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.
Your fellow skiers will move out of your way when they see a monkey coming at them. Not because they really think it is a monkey, but because they are concerned about the mental stability of anyone who would wear such a thing.
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When Hannibal Lecter needs to get away, he hits the slopes. This neoprene ski mask keeps him looking menacing while enjoying a little R&R.
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