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tap water shirt

The taste of tap water may transport you to the local treatment plant rather than an arctic spring, but who cares? It’s free.

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why-ships-dont-sink

In the super paranoid days of old, this was the best explanation for a ship’s floating abilities, lest you wanted to be called a witch or accused of dabbling in magic.

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