If you saw this shirt and were confused, you don’t watch enough Simpsons episodes. If you instantly remembered it from the episode “Mother Simpson”, you watch way too much. Either way, it’s hilarious.
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Either cross sectioned images of the Earth were the inspiration for Krusty the Clown, or we’re all just lice on one giant clown head.
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Remember Treehouse of Horror III? Apparently Homer was a zombie, and here’s the tattoo to prove it. Now he/she needs to compliment this with a tattoo of melting Homer.
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Would this t-shirt work with a pair of 3D glasses? Probably not, but Homer seems to think so.
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Well, not exactly “streaks.” He does have the decency to keep his underwear on at least.
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Show your support for a fictional beverage with these Duff Beer sandals. However, if it’s true foot-flavored beer you are after, I suggest picking up these Dram sandals instead.
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Even if the Kwik-E-Mart existed, I wouldn’t be too quick to work or even shop there. I’ve seen the show—it’s ground zero for food poisoning and gunfire. The reverse image is available after the break.
Hungry, content and angry—Homer desires food, he eats, then he feels guilty and angry about his lack of control. It’s a vicious cycle.
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As you can see, Homer has pink donuts on the brain. However, it appears that this particular donut got a little to close to the reactor at the plant because it glows in the dark.
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Forget Bud and Miller, I like my beer when it is cold and imaginary. Speaking of cold, this hoodie can help keep you warm and even entertained thanks to a pocket made specifically for MP3 players.
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