If you torture your digits by keeping them near your arse when you break wind, you can give yourself peace of mind by at least offering your favorite finger a mini gas mask. This ring is made of solid silver and features a rubber hose and slave ring. You can pick it up in two sizes: L or XL.
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While everyone may have a gaming system these days, I’m pretty sure that won’t have a shiny, new, solid Sterling Silver NES belt buckle.
Plus, it seems that the gal who made it knows her gaming. The Sterling NES belt buckle is made from 3 ounces of silver, and crafted to match the NES controller specs.
p.s. I had a delightfully evil thought about being able to control a guy with this belt buckle. Is that wrong?
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I wouldn’t normally think that a pair of underwear would make a style statement, but I am proved wrong here. Maybe it is the use of sterling silver or maybe it is the lack of skid marks, but either way this necklace looks a lot cooler than your average man does wearing tightie whities.
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If you are looking for the perfect accessory to complete that creepy goth theme you have going on, look no further than this sterling silver Vampire Fang Necklace. As an added touch, the fangs actually open and close.
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What kind of person would wear underwear earrings? Better yet, what kind of person still wears tighty whities?
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Imagine getting in a fistfight with the Chewbacca ring on. Then imagine getting in a really good jab. You could conceivably leave a Chewbacca head-shaped mark on your opponent’s face. It would be like your own geeky “Zorro” mark.
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Designed by artist Bil McMullen, the drum machine ring is a must-have for any geek that just happens to be a big fan of percussion instruments.Unfortunately, the sterling silver version pictured above is sold out —but you can still score yourself a 14k Vermeil (gold plated sterling silver) version if you are willing to fork over the cash.
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