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caution-bananas

Every public area will warn you if the floor is wet because it may be slippery, but there is never any warning about banana peels being strewn all over the floor. I see a lawsuit just waiting to happen unless they take the proper precautions.

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aliens-at-work

The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.

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