If You Drink, This Shirt is a Must Have
Unless you like random objects shoved up your ass, you need to protect your delicate butthole when you are incapacitated. On the other hand, it may backfire and prompt your friends to violate you.
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Absinthe “Green Fairy” T-Shirt
Absinthe or “the Green Fairy” is illegal in many areas of the world due to its highly debatable hallucinogenic properties. However, this just serves to make its allure that much more powerful. The way I see it, we wear beer related merchandise all the time. Why not absinthe? Beer doesn’t have the same [...]
Dance Dance Revolutionaries: Washington and Franklin Pop and Lock
Dance Dance Revolution may have taken a back seat to games like Guitar Hero, but this t-shirt keeps things fresh and funny as hell.
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U.S. History: When In Doubt…Cheat
You could memorize all of the American history you need to know for class, or you can pick up one of these U.S. History Cheat T-Shirts. Each shirt features all of the important dates and information you need to know—and it is printed upside down for easy reading. After all, isn’t cutting corners the American [...]
Guitar Hero Shirt: Become One With Your Guitar
I know how addictive Guitar Hero can be—so it is perfectly understandable how you might want to take a guitar wherever you go.
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Bigfoot vs. Abe Lincoln: Little Known Historical Fact
Who knew that Lincoln bareknuckle boxed with mythical woodland creatures? Once again, t-shirts teach us something that those fancy history books can not.
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Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya
Ask any geek what their favorite movies are, and chances are The Princess Bride ranks high on the list—and with good reason. That movie friggin’ rules. And so does this shirt. The tag echos the famous lines: “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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Viva La Innovacion!
Mac fans will surely love this t-shirt. The reverse (pictured after the break) features a quote from Steve Jobs a.ka. “El Jobso” himself: “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.”
Office Warrior T-Shirt for a Geeky Brand of Soldier
You know that guy who irritates everyone else in the office with his USB Missile Launcher? He is an office warrior (and probably an asshole). If you would like to join his ranks, you need a uniform—namely this Office Warrior T-Shirt. Naturally, that means you must also purchase an actual missile launcher or your [...]
Beware of My Wiener
The Wiener Dog is a viscous bloodthirsty animal. It would just assume kill you than look at you. Oh, and my penis is pretty vicious as well—so this shirt works on numerous levels.
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