Pogo stick imagery on a woman’s t-shirt is certainly unique, but a men’s version would be comedy gold—if you know what I mean.
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Rex Vanderwoodsen—that’s who. In fact, simultaneously popping the collars on 23 Attus polos earned Mr. Vanderwoodsen the prestigious Golden Pig award as the undisputed king of all douchebags. You may not have what it takes to step to the record, but you are more than worthy of wearing one of the humorous Attus polos pictured after the break.
Let’s face it—sex with women and skillful Rubik’s Cube playing don’t really mix. Unless “good with your hands” is referring to the dexterity with which you masturbate.
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Have more profound words ever been spoken? I think not. This moving quote was uttered by some random lunatic outside the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema at the Ritz during the Mondo Tees store opening celebration. Naturally, they decided to put it on a shirt.
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Put your knowledge of useless crap to the test. Can you name all 29 of the famous internet memes illustrated on this shirt?
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This unique t-shirt features a gun holster pattern that will make you the envy of all your classmates—except for the ones who are actually carrying guns (which may be quite a few these days).
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I have to admit—posting your resume on a shirt is a clever way to get noticed. Each shirt is made custom with a teaser line like “My resume is on the back of my shirt,” or “I heart job offers” on the front, and your resume on the back. Just upload your resume to the website and select from the available options. Additional pic after the break.
If you think geeks are the pinnacle of evolution, “The Evolution of Man” is the shirt for you. If you feel that computers are turning us into hunchback freaks, the De-Evolution shirt pictured above may be more your speed.
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Hmmm. Looks like there is a little inbreeding going on here. Apparently Nintendo consoles like to keep it in the family.
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