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The zombie geeks have returned! Make sure to stay away from any Apple Stores in your area.

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Interestingly, Slinky Hell looks exactly the same, except the stairs are a bit longer. Doomed Slinkys quickly come to a frustrating halt on the stair for all eternity.

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P.S. And once I claw your face, I would very much like to eat your intestines with some Grey Poupon. If it isn’t too much trouble of course.

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This is what it’s like to look down the barrel of Donkey Kong’s rage.

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I’m skatin’ bitches.

I see a movie version of this shirt called Gleaming the Commando about a group of soldiers that decide to fight an unjust war with their skating skills. Spoiler: everyone gets shot.

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The evidence that the blue guy got cut off was plain to see, and the cop wasn’t buying his excuse that he was supposed to do that.

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Unfortunately for R2-D2, C3-PO left after the birth of their lovechild. He kept going on about not having the proper programming for fatherhood or some such nonsense. Truth is he was scared—which isn’t surprising.

But what is surprising is that he also didn’t want to give up his swinging lifestyle. You see, C3-PO is a what we like to call a robo-ho.

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Little known fact: Cthulhu’s had a one night stand once with the twitter bird. This unholy spawn is the result.

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The Shakespeare A-Z shirt is kind of like a wearable cheat sheet in your English Lit class.

The shirt sold out fast on woot, but look for it in the next day or so for $15 in the reckoning section.

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Those lightsabers are powered by three D batteries. And you just don’t see many rechargeables in that category.

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