The Lace On This Shirt Is Still Being Spun

I would certainly put myself in the category of someone who cannot stand spiders. Any kind, anywhere. But even I think this would be a fun shirt to wear. Part of the shirt has a nice lace border and the spider on your chest is completing the job.
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The Ultimate Engineer Get Up

Dress like an engineer without the trouble of actually carrying all this crap around. The pocket protector with the the compass, calculator, ruler, triangle and pencil is embroidered on. The ingenuity of that makes it worthy of an engineer, just without the utility. The graph paper tie is just the a nice additional touch. It [...]

Sexy Olympics T-Shirt

Now that the Olympics have officially begun, you should cheer on your home country with all the effort you can. And no one is going to get me cheering more for the USA than this very sexy blue haired lady. With the moves she has to create each letter she should be winning a medal [...]

Don’t Tase Me Bro! T-Shirt

If it is good enough to be voted as the year’s best quote, it can certainly be useful in your own life. You may think “Don’t Tase Me Bro” is just a reminder that you should behave yourself when you are at large functions that have aggressive security. But keep in mind that it could [...]

LumiTops

This top will get you noticed no matter when you wear it, and not just for the cleavage baring plunged neckline. The luminous fabric works much like fiber optics, and when lit gives you a unique look. Turn the light off and you have a semi-transparent top to draw men like flies. Wear it to [...]

Chain Mail Shirt

You can wear a windbreaker to keep you safe from a gentle breeze. Wearing this Chain mail Shirt you can protect yourself from knives and swords. Now you tell me, which one sounds more like something you need to be protected from?
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