Instead of taking your frustrations out on poor lawmen, a common font is a much better target. Not something fancy like a Times Roman, but a very straight-forward sans serif. It is still recognizable with a small bullet hole in it.
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In the world of navel piercings there is a new sheriff in town, you. Forget the boring little rings with balls, this sheriff’s badge and handcuffs give your dates an even better idea of what to expect than the piercing gave them in the first place.
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