shark
All those other shark t-shirts are going to look like sad replicas when you take your 3D shark t-shirt out. The average witness will just see a blurry shark, but they will get the full effect when you let them use the 3D glasses you carry around for just that purpose. So you may as well add on the cost of a couple pairs of 3D glasses when you decide whether or not you can afford this shirt.
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Step aside, rabies… Rope is now responsible for blazing new, uncharted paths in dangerous animal creation.
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The only way you can be in the ocean safely with a bunch of sharks is if you are caged. All you need is for them to learn the art of misdirection and get their hands (fins?) on an underwater torch. At that point there is nowhere to hide.
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The concept seems pretty simple: you want a small fish you get a small bag; you want a large, man eating fish you get a large bag. You also may want a forklift.
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If you see a warning sign that addresses danger from sharks on both land and sea, I would find myself another beach.
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Your first thought upon seeing a shark may not be to stick your foot in it’s mouth. Yet that is exactly what these socks require you to do. When wearing long pants only you will know what lurks underneath, but when wearing a pair of shorts everyone will be able to get a look. They will also wonder why you are wearing black socks with shorts but that is just how you roll. Pair it with the man eating shark hat to feel like you are in a complete shark feeding frenzy.
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