My Sexiness is Worth a Full Refund
It just isn’t right. I return my most prized possession and all I get is store credit? I would have hoped for a few dollars at the very least (which would make me a prostitute I suppose).
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You Look Sexy In Frankenstein
Frankenstein may not normally bring sexy images into your head, but then he has never adorned a tube top/mini dress before. The shirt keeps it’s monster roots with it’s Frankenstein patch and drawstring detail that is reminiscent of Frank’s scars. It gets it’s sexiness from being a tube top and having a very short skirt. [...]
Sexy Ghostbusters Costume Will Make Anyone a Little Stiff
Holy crap…this is a lot better than looking at Dan Aykroyd.
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Saucy Stripper Moving Image Cufflinks
These cufflinks will be your favorite accessories and could lead to you getting a lot more exercise. The cufflinks have an image of a sexy young woman who is barely clothed. Move your arm and she removes her top. If you ever wondered why some people are moving their arms around like wild men, maybe [...]
Sexy Olympics T-Shirt
Now that the Olympics have officially begun, you should cheer on your home country with all the effort you can. And no one is going to get me cheering more for the USA than this very sexy blue haired lady. With the moves she has to create each letter she should be winning a medal [...]
