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Racy Hidden Message Collar Stays

by Jeff Chenkus on February 11, 2008

in Accessories,Sexy

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I can’t imagine anything much more boring than collar stays. They just aren’t a sexy piece of hardware. Not unless your significant other slips these stays into your collars. The PG versions may just make you feel a little bit better about yourself (“You’re so handsome” and “You make me laugh”), but the racier versions may make you want to skip out of work a bit earlier (“Touch me” and “That tie will be useful”). Men are so simple.

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Single Shot Sexy Garter

by Jeff Chenkus on February 3, 2008

in Accessories

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A garter is always sexy but they aren’t used all that much anymore besides weddings. This garter could change all that. It has a small flask sold with it that can be secreted in the garter to have a quick shot ready for whenever you want it. Wear it on your next date – if things go well you can surprise him with your sexiness and if it doesn’t go well you can use the liquor to try to anesthetize yourself against the unrelenting bore.

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