There’s a lot more to watches than telling time. Did you know they can also be a trusted friend, a pop quiz, a safety feature for a pistol and a daily reminder that you’re going to die? That’s just the tip of the timepiece iceberg. Check out their full range with these 10 examples.
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Ok, it IS what it looks like. But that donut is a total slut. She totally had her frosting hanging out and, I…I was just thinking with my wiener.
Ooh, I’ve seen this one. It starts out all normal with the plug and the outlet gettin’ it on—but then this stupid kid comes along trying to stick his tongue in there and it gets really weird.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry…sometimes.  Other times tales of forbidden, disturbing, and inappropriate love require nothing less than full on repentance to the Lord, penitent acts for carnal crimes against nature.  So, in the spirit of Valentines Day, we here at Fashionably Geek would like to shine light on love that should not be.  What follows are illustrations of some of the most unholy trysts of all time.  Turn away if you must, but for the bold of heart, I beg you continue…
With a name like Disturbia, you can’t make a standard spinoff of the Three Wolf Moon shirt. It has to be the kind of thing that would get you suspended from school for wearing it. As you can see from the selections in their new Spring/Summer 2010 lineup, they did not disappoint.
Wow, this video controller has some great feedback! It’s almost like I’m really sliding into second base.
(Caveman Circus via Gearfuse)
I have no idea what each variable in this equation stands for, but I can guarantee I will have no problem remembering the solution.
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It’s nice that this reversible sleep mask can tell a man whether or not there is any point to waking her as he makes his way to bed, it is too bad that a simple mistake of having the wrong side facing out can ruin the entire evening for both.
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