This T-Shirt Gives Away Your Super Secret Porn Hiding Spot

Yup…that is pretty frank. All it needs is the sentence “I masturbate 7 times a day” printed on the back.
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Indian Kama Sutra Rings

These Kama Sutra rings would be amusing if worn by your single male friend, a nightmare if you find your teenage daughter wearing it. It could be yet another way that your teenager teaches you a few new tricks.
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Beware of Panty Thieves

Japan must be a rough place for women to live. When they are not dodging subway perverts, they are trying to escape the panty thieves. It’s a never ending gauntlet of sexual predators.
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Easily Turned On Shirt: What Else Is New?

The fact that even a slight breeze can arouse most men is well known and does not need to be announced by any shirt. But it is just too easy comparing a man’s ability to be turned on to that of a light switch. Especially when said light switch is essentially taking the place of [...]

A Shoulder Bag for Porn Lovers

Hmmm…no leopard print, feathers or hot pink. Not quite what I would have expected in a porn shoulder bag.
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McCain and MILF in 08′

I think pretty much everyone saw this one coming. Hey, no one is going to argue that Washington could use more MILF.
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iTeabag: Don’t Go Drinking With Someone Wearing This Hat

Here is a tip for you—don’t go drinking with a guy wearing this iTeabag hat. Chances are you will wake up with a weird taste in your mouth and a unflattering picture or two on the internet.
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Clinton BJ T-Shirt: It Never Gets Old (NSFW)

A few years ago, Dave Chappelle did a standup routine where he pondered the fame of the President. To put things in perspective, he drew upon the whole Monica Lewinsky fiasco and asked asked us to imagine what it would be like to be so recognizable that a woman would automatically become famous for giving [...]

The Olympics and Safe Sex Go Hand In Hand

If you are going to have a sexy Olympics, it might be a good idea for you or your boyfriend to wrap it up. That is the message that this shirt is sending out with its condom-shaped rings. Just remember, you don’t see pregnant gymnasts or a triathlete scratching his groin on the cover of [...]

Fundies: Underwear For Two

Fundies are supposed to enhance your sexual experience, but I sense disaster here. After all, getting your legs twisted together and crushing your partner as you both fall to the floor can bring a date down fast. That having been said, this unique pair of underwear is probably best used when you are already lying [...]

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