Handi-Cap for the Handi-Player
After years of staring at each other in parking lots, the handicapped parking guy finally hooked up with the sexy mudflap girl.
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With a Name Like “King Kong” You’ve Got To Wrap It Up
If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.
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Sexy Ghostbusters Costume Will Make Anyone a Little Stiff
Holy crap…this is a lot better than looking at Dan Aykroyd.
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I Screw Robots: The T-Shirt for the Technosexual
Technically, this shirt is focused on folks that build robots, not hump them. However, I can guarantee that anyone who sees you in this shirt will be thinking the latter.
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Man Seeks Female Gamer For Kinky Fun
Okay, I know you like gaming but this is just wrong. WRONG!
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I Think Your Boobs May Be Haunted
I’m no Ghostbuster, but I think you may have a classic case of haunted boobs. Not to worry though, I can exorcise the demons. Let me just wash my hands.
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F-ing A: Look At Him Go!
Look at that little guy go. F the hell out of that A dude!
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This T-Shirt Gives Away Your Super Secret Porn Hiding Spot
Yup…that is pretty frank. All it needs is the sentence “I masturbate 7 times a day” printed on the back.
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Indian Kama Sutra Rings
These Kama Sutra rings would be amusing if worn by your single male friend, a nightmare if you find your teenage daughter wearing it. It could be yet another way that your teenager teaches you a few new tricks.
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Beware of Panty Thieves
Japan must be a rough place for women to live. When they are not dodging subway perverts, they are trying to escape the panty thieves. It’s a never ending gauntlet of sexual predators.
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