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I didn’t see any women on that Death Star. All Vader has is a bottle of lotion and his lightsaber.

Voting on this Threadless shirt has concluded, but it seems like it has a good chance of making it to print. If you are interested, stay tuned.

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Ohhh my. For the record, this kind of seems like a BS way to draw attention to your Craigslist sale, but hey—whether the story is true or not, his loss is your gain!

All in all, $2000 doesn’t seem like an unreasonable price to pay for the engagement ring set. And it’s still available (with slightly more detail on the encounter no less).

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This isn’t about sex… It’s a post urination anti-drip dry public service message. Jiggle it dry.

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Croc…singular…as in the shoe. That tortoise must have his beer goggles on because we all know Crocs are hideous.

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They are super “friends” after all. Plus, Superman gets off on the thrill of being caught. What would happen if the world knew what our greatest superheroes were really up to in inside phone booths, back alleys and invisible jets? Well, they are about to find out.

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Indeed, these Pac-Man and Mario mushroom pasties score extra geeky hotness points—unless they being worn by a buxom, nerdy dude looking for a nipple chafing barrier.

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Man, what’s not to like here? Even if you are short on cash you are rich in 3D yoga breasts thanks to this Timo wallet. It even includes a pair of 3D glasses.

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Sure they do. I’ll bet this robot is dreaming about watching this and then this right now.

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Interestingly, “Family”, “Sex“, “The Original Star Wars Trilogy”, “Computer Games” and “Beer” are roughly the same size.

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King Kong and Godzilla are freaks. They like it when you watch…and scream. Nothing is off limits. In fact, I heard that Kong once used this skyscraper to…eh, you don’t even want to know.

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