You are Visitor… Thong
It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair [...]
Blow Job Kit: Cleanliness is Important
Cleanliness is next to godliness, so they say. I guess that is even true when involved in some down and dirty deeds with the opposite sex. Even if you are doing some nasty things there is no need for everything to be messy. This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and a hairnet. Short of a [...]
Safe Sex Shirt: Condiments Are Important
Even those with a poor vocabulary or spelling ability need good advice. Some will get the humor while others will get a piece of advice they may otherwise have missed. Be sure your partner has the right idea of condiment in mind when the time comes. It may get a little messy otherwise.
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“SEX” Gold Choker Necklace
I am trying to figure out where you would go wearing this Gold “SEX” Choker Necklace. Probably not appropriate for work. Unless you have a sexist boss, in which case it could lead to a nice promotion. Not really appropriate for going out if you don’t want a bunch of losers hitting on you all [...]
Sexy Software Shirt
“Software is like sex. It’s better when it’s free”.
I have to go with the penguin on this one. You need both and whatever you can do to get out of paying for either will make you just that much happier.
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Spitzer Swallow T-Shirt
You would think that politicians would have discovered that soliciting prostitutes can be a bad career move. Eliot Spitzer took that one step further by transporting them across state lines. Now if that isn’t chutzpah coming from a supposed “law and order” attorney general, I don’t know what is. Even having seen the pictures of [...]
SILF - Sheep Need Love Too
Because some people are simply not turned on by older women.
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Safe Sex Shirt
One of the easiest ways to talk to kids about sex is to inject a little humor. They are going to have a scowl on their face from having to talk to their parents about sex and it will take something as silly as this shirt to bring them around.
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No Hands Thong
Humorous undergarments seem like such a good idea. If you are going to be standing mostly naked in front of some guy it would be nice to have an alternate theory as to why he is chuckling. Of course that smile may be wiped off his face when he realizes what this symbol likely means [...]
Male Ugly Bag: Is One Bag Enough?
Guys may talk about women who would be fine to sleep with if only they would wear a bag over their head. But women probably have more need for a handy bag. A lot of men they meet look eerily like the before picture above. With the Ugly Male Bag not only do you [...]
