Japanese paper folding can’t be all about cranes and flowers. Sooner or later even the best of us will turn to duplicating carnal pleasures, the words “origami” and “orgasm” are just too similar to not make the connection.
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Usually, the common man is getting screwed by the politicians, but this shirt shows you what goes on behind the scenes between the parties. Bipartisanship at its best.
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Everyone has been introduced to Curious George and his antics at some point. But you don’t really hear much about his brother BiCurious George. No one is more upset by the lack of exposure than the monkey that is interested in both sexes.
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I have seen many Chinese symbols in my travels, and I can never read any of them. This one seems to be universal, though, and quite simple to understand. Maybe these two will have little baby Chinese symbols. This shirt would probably confuse the heck out of someone from China.
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Indoor camouflage with a twist. Look closely at that camouflage pattern. You will see more than leaves and branches in silhouette. That means you should be near invisible in the woods because of the coloring and in the midst of an orgy because of the design. Dual purpose.
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Baaaa means no people! What is it going to take for you to learn? I’m talking to you crazy hillbillies. Poor sheep.
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Don’t try wooing the women with your charms, you know that is not going to get you anywhere. But a free breakfast included? That may have a definite appeal in the wee hours of the morning. Better than promising them the night of their life which both of you would know to be a total lie.
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These could be considered crotchless panties, but there is one distinction that makes them ideal for on the spot trysts. There is a small pocket that contains a flavored condom. I don’t really think any of that matters as long as these are worn out with their intended purpose in mind.
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It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair is clearly for the dramatic effect they are sure to elicit.
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Cleanliness is next to godliness, so they say. I guess that is even true when involved in some down and dirty deeds with the opposite sex. Even if you are doing some nasty things there is no need for everything to be messy. This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and a hairnet. Short of a full body suit you can’t be much more protected. And you can be pretty sure the guy doesn’t much care either way.
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