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Hey, we all love Elmo, but get a load of this guy wearing the Elmo Snuggie-style blanket. He has that, “I’m taking this all in stride because I’m getting paid, but I will surely regret this photo later” look on his face.

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No, it isn’t man. It’s a really Big Bird. Well, maybe “dangerous” isn’t an appropriate word. More like “easy.” After all, he can by taken down by your average alley cat.

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Never seen a blue grizzly? Set a bear trap outside you house with a bag of Chips Ahoy as bait. They can’t see very well (their eyes seem to be bouncing around every which way), but they have been known to smell cookies up to a mile away.

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“Honey, would you please put this “Big Bird” costume on?  I’ll get the Astroglide®.”

I mean, lets face it, your psychologist doesn’t have the time to fix all of your problems.

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You know you are going to have trouble keeping the kids from Ecstasy when even Sesame Street characters find a way to do it. They have some even tougher letters coming up shortly, I would hate to see them on letter H.

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