segway

The Flash can’t be bothered to get off his Segway these days. Now a bike can be your getaway vehicle.

(via Dorkly)

jousting t-shirtOne of these guys is about to find out what it’s like to fly, and that person is most likely over 70 and using his cane as a lance. I’ll let you figure out who that person is.

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artist-transporter

Even though the ravages of age will eventually take away the ability to remember lyrics, play an instrument or bang a groupie, aging rock stars like Prince and the Rolling Stones can at least give reduced mobility a swift kick in the ass with the artist transporter Segway. It may not be a Rascal, but it will still take a long time to convince people that this is cool; so start spearheading that trend now guys!

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