Kevin Costner played a bodyguard in the movies—so you know he knows a thing or two about high tech self defense equipment. That’s why he had the good sense to invest in his friend David Brown’s idea for an armored gauntlet that has a built-in 500,000 volt stun gun.
The glove weighs under three pounds, its protects the arm with ballistic nylon and it comes equipped with the aforementioned stun gun, a video camera, laser pointer and flashlight. Buttons on the palm can be used to control all of the gadgets.
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You should have known that this relationship was doomed when you found out that you can only meet at the airport and they never call you. But those few seconds you have together are pure magic.
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Leaving tags on a hat is douchy, but at least it implies that you have enough money to purchase new hats on a whim. Security! On the other hand, implies that you are a not-so bad ass hat thief that doesn’t have $20 in disposable income.
So, at first glance, the true message you want to convey is lost—the message that you are actually rich enough to spend $550-$700 on something as stupid as a gold-plated, diamond studded security pin.
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Those perverted TSA elves were so busy working the groin and Santa’s ample bosom that they completely forgot about the beard. It’s a mistake they would soon regret.
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Unfortunately, the full body scan tuned up some unusual metal elements, so Lady Liberty will have to endure a pat-down by 1000 TSA officials with wandering hands.
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If you are worried about purse snatching, the Bag Lock will secure your stuff to just about anything—like a chair, pole, bicycle, shopping cart and more. All you need to do is secure it with a quick twist—no key required.
I suppose it would also work with satchel snatchers and their emasculated victims.
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Big Brother Tees have a line of shirts that basically criticize the TSA and the technology they use. So if your goal is to score a free prostate exam, by all means wear this shirt to the airport (and maybe this trenchcoat).
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We all understand the need for websites to be able to keep automated programs from being able to log in, retyping characters that are not perfectly formed is a simple way to do that. But illegible characters that need to be retyped will end up keeping everyone out. I guess a security system that no one can pass certainly lightens the workload for any web operator.
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If you are planning on traveling to areas of the world where security is a concern, these passport socks will help keep your valuables out of sight. Each pair features a zippered pocket in one sock to store a passport, credit cards, cash or other valuables. It’s not Fort Knox, but it is better than keeping your valuables in a pants pocket.
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