When viewed up close, this seat belt/bottle cap belt can pass as a designer item with it’s custom tattoo inspired cap design and designer name printed on the buckle. However, step back about 2 yards and people are more likely to apologize for how bad the economy has hit you, and then compliment how creative you are with garbage and a glue gun.
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The police haven’t been able to get you to wear your seat belt with the threaten of fines. You aren’t doing it for your own safety. Maybe your irrational fear of aliens will finally get you to wear it. I can’t think of any more compelling reason than the aliens. Just think about anal probes to put a little fear into yourself, the aliens are famous for those.
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