sea creatures

Shark Bite 3D Socks

by Jeff Chenkus on August 10, 2008

in Socks

Your first thought upon seeing a shark may not be to stick your foot in it’s mouth. Yet that is exactly what these socks require you to do. When wearing long pants only you will know what lurks underneath, but when wearing a pair of shorts everyone will be able to get a look. They will also wonder why you are wearing black socks with shorts but that is just how you roll. Pair it with the man eating shark hat to feel like you are in a complete shark feeding frenzy.

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Lobster Hat

by Jeff Chenkus on March 4, 2008

in Hats

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You can buy stupid hats anywhere, and I think this would qualify. However, the design does give it just a bit more class than your average stupid hat. I don’t know whether it is the tail hanging down the back or the claws that frame the face of the wearer. Or maybe it is just because you don’t usually see someone wearing a hat looks like a yummy but expensive dinner.

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