Usually, the common man is getting screwed by the politicians, but this shirt shows you what goes on behind the scenes between the parties. Bipartisanship at its best.
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If the lucky few who get to see your nipple ring are not grossed out by the ring at first glance, maybe this nipple bar will give them second thoughts. Get the appropriate length of bar and it will look just like you have a screw through the nipple. The feelings of sympathetic pain should soon follow.
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