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I hope you’re cool with night terrors, because you’ll have them from here on out.
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Yeah, you may be drunk—but I’ll bet that you would be scared to death if you ran into this guy at the Halloween party.
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People in your household may not give waking you out of a deep sleep a second thought, but they may hesitate just a bit when they see a mummy with glowing eyes staring at them. It is worth trying anything to get people to leave you alone, so this sleep mask would be a small price to pay.
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Scott Bakula: Time traveler, space captain, that dude in Murphy Brown and…vampire.
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Put your kids in line with this costume. As they are running and screaming around the house, set out two costumes. One of Santa and this one of the Grinch. Explain to all the whining kids that if they are not good, then the Grinch shows up. If they behave then Santa will come. And if being good means they go to a friend’s house, that is an acceptable alternative.
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Here is a brilliant idea —a bath towel with eye holes so children can wear it as a ghost costume. It may not be the cheapest towel you will ever buy, but getting your kids to take a bath once in awhile makes it worth the extra money.
Product Page (£$23.99 or $35.46)