Uh, Bananas Aren’t Scary!

However, bananas with knives are another story.
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Beware of Count Bakula

Scott Bakula: Time traveler, space captain, that dude in Murphy Brown and…vampire.
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Grinch Deluxe Costume

Put your kids in line with this costume. As they are running and screaming around the house, set out two costumes. One of Santa and this one of the Grinch. Explain to all the whining kids that if they are not good, then the Grinch shows up. If they behave then Santa will come. And [...]

Ghost Towel: Dry Off Your Twig and Berries With the Deceased

Here is a brilliant idea —a bath towel with eye holes so children can wear it as a ghost costume. It may not be the cheapest towel you will ever buy, but getting your kids to take a bath once in awhile makes it worth the extra money.
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