I’m not positive, but I think that this Aperture Labs scarf will allow you to run around naked in arctic temperatures without getting cold. Holding it over your mouth may also filter out harmful particles, allowing you to enter contaminated areas safely.
But just because you have a car that can go 200 mph doesn’t mean you have to break the speed limit right? I’m sure it will do a great job of keeping you warm in a chilly office as well.
Product Page ($19.99)
We already brought you 17 ways to tie your shoelaces, but now it’s time to learn 25 different ways that you can wear a scarf. This is important information people.
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If you’re fluent in internet memes, and rock at crochet, this Nyan Cat crochet pattern is right up your alley. However, there’s hope for those who don’t know the difference between a crochet hook and a sewing needle because the seller also takes custom orders.
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The 4th Doctor and Harry Potter cross scarves. It is, as they say…on.
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Good Lord.
It’s the hipster’s answer to the Snuggie. Take note: sad hipster wore it with blue Spandex before anyone.
Product Page ($200 via Regretsy)
For those familiar with the digital hieroglyphics known as the Arecibo Message, you ‘ll know that it was an Atari-esque message about human intelligence beamed toward a star cluster that won’t even exist with the message arrives, roughly 24,964 years from now. But besides showing the world how advanced 1974 technology was, it also makes a really nifty DIY scarf, with all the instructions you’ll need to make one available on the project page… So it wasn’t a total waste.
Project Page: (via Make)
Philippe Roucou’s overpriced “Objets Trouves” Polaroid scarf will allow you to wear retro photography around your neck, but unless you take it off and unfold it for everyone, nobody’s gonna know. Even if you do, who the hell uses retro Polaroid cameras anymore? Most people will probably end up saying “That’s nice, but why is the border so much wider at the bottom?” Conclusion: This probably would have had a bigger impact if it was a bib made 20 years ago.
Product Page: (449 CAD, or about $430 via Doobybrain via The Daily What)
The aptly titled Atomic Emission Spectrum Scarf is fully customizable and shows the atomic emission spectrum of your choice making it both warm, and nerdy.  The scarf should appeal to several varieties of nerds as well; for instance, if your friend is merely a ‘computer nerd’ and not an über ‘science nerd,’ you can simply tell him that you are defragging your neck and leave all that science mumbo jumbo for the lab.
Knives, brass knuckles, razors and monsters? Pfft…real badasses wear a cravat.
You may not be dressed for a wedding when you wear this tuxedo scarf, but you are better dresses than your average skier or sledder. You are also warm, which is one thing those tuxedo clad buffoons can’t claim.
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