Santa Claus made the ultimate mistake when he tried to deliver presents to Klingons.
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Rudolph the red-nosed Direwolf? Just make sure to leave out some bread and mead, for Santa Stark has journeyed far.
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Remember that image of the desaturated Santa lady standing amongst a throng of vibrant, colorized Santas? Well, it turns out she is real—and she’s not a time traveler from a black and white movie. It’s just a really good makeup and costume job.
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Those perverted TSA elves were so busy working the groin and Santa’s ample bosom that they completely forgot about the beard. It’s a mistake they would soon regret.
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If your goal in life is to take what should be the happiest holiday of the year and turn it into a nightmare inducing shirt, this one has it covered. The kids will be more likely to be cowering in fear that Santa Claws will show up rather than hoping that jolly,old Santa Claus will bring them everything they asked for.
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I have no idea who decided that Santa’s name should be so close to that of the lord of the underworld, but it makes for an interesting shirt. Does this mean that all dyslexics end up on Santa’s bad list?
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For all the theories I have heard about how Santa Claus can cover the whole world in one night, this is one that I have not seen put forward before. That is a bit surprising since an alien is just as plausible as any of the other theories.
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Santa Claus travels around the world in one night delivering presents to all the world’s children. Little known fact: During these long trips he often amuses himself by defiling your toothbrush.
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