robots


Let’s just hope that they all don’t show up at once.

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ControlBot 4000 has all of your gaming console control needs covered—but watching him try to walk is simultaneously hilarious and sad.

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See if you can recognize all of the robotic limbs on the Vitruvian Machine. A cheat sheet from the creator is available after the break.

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However, Robotron’s thirst for mayhem proved to be his undoing. The fire he started quickly set his flimsy cardboard shell ablaze and the subsequent water hose blasts from a Super Soaker finished him off.

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It took 250 hours and $1000 to build, but we think that this robot mecha walker costume speaks for itself.

Check it out in the video after the break.

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The psycho robot rocket bus will get you your destination on time. However, it might only be your torso…and even that may be on fire.

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When it comes to robots, reincarnation isn’t a belief, it’s a fact. Despite illustrious careers, some of our favorite robots have been reincarnated/recyled as cheap dryers, coffee pots and rug steamers.

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Not sure what this shirt is supposed to symbolize—maybe it’s antibodies in space suits investigating your new cyborg upgrades.

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Unfortunately, Shaggy was at the controls so the Mystery Mech robot did nothing but sit on its ass, eat dog food and smoke weed.

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You other nerds can’t deny
That when a bot walks in and starts laying waste
And puts a shoulder cannon in your face
You get sprung

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