Early on, Transformers tried to blend in with humans before deciding to mimic our machines. Needless to say, their original plan didn’t work out so well.
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robots in disguise
What is a transformer supposed to do when there aren’t any cool cars, jets or big rigs around to help conceal your identity? In the old west the choices were clear: you could transform into a colt 45, a rocking chair, a bottle of whiskey, tumbleweed, a cadaver or a metal pedestrian with a handlebar mustache. Some chose to be a public shower to remove all threats of discovery, while others chose to live on the edge by immersing themselves in public life. With technology this boring, its no wonder movie studios and toy companies past them by. After all, what kid would want to play with a toy robot that transforms into an outhouse?
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