In addition to giving you the power make a call, check your email and ignore a friend on Facebook, Google may now hold dominion over your wallet and car keys thanks to the existence of an Android Robot plush bag. Granted, this example was created as a one-of-a-kind birthday gift, but the Android logo falls under creative commons from Google—so the idea is up for grabs. That means the little green men who invade Earth will be of our own making. Didn’t expect that one…
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Building up robot technology and making an army of them to repel the inevitable alien invasion has one possible drawback: Skynet. That sort of leaves you in the position of damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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You have to think that no one feels so helpless as the poor goldfish stuck in his bowl with your owner’s feline assassins constantly alert for a chance to get you. How that balance of power would shift with a robot body and some mind reading hardware.
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This shirt will demonstrate your support for the next wave in non-traditional marriages: human and robot. How the machines view this coupling is an open question at this point.
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Robots are obviously no better than men with thoughts of sex in their heads 24 hours a day. A robot has a slightly different mental picture than a human male may, but the idea remains the same.
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Connect the dots or color by number? If you can’t figure it out, let the darkness do both for you and reveal this glowing nerd idol.
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Offending everyone on the dance floor with your robot moves is not nearly as dangerous as offending the robot who happens to be in attendance. Watching some human do a poor imitation is just insulting. Let this shirt serve as a warning to others.
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There is no better way to show just what a fine dancer you are than to do the robot in the middle of the dance floor. Unfortunately for actual robots, their ability to do the human is much more restricted, both by range of motion and imagination.
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When you think of flu, you think of all the time you need to spend in the bathroom. So it only makes sense that a robotic version of the toilet is named after the H1N1 strain. Plus, R2-D2 has only one format of letters and numbers for naming any other robot that bears his likeness.
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Is that a robot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? The bonus with this shirt is that not only do you get a robot in your breast pocket, there is a slightly larger pocket on the back as well. Robots galore.
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