The Memoring Is For Forgetful People
A diamond ring is nice for showing off to friends, but it is really not that useful. The Memoring, on the other hand, is very useful. It is made out of sticky notes so that anytime you need to jot something down you have a piece of paper handy. And with the picture stamped on [...]
Dragon Knife Ring is Stylish, Deadly
A leather biker jacket will make you look dangerous. Wearing this Dragon Knife Ring not only looks dangerous, but could cause serious damage to you and anyone around you. I don’t think I would even dare trying to go to the bathroom. No telling what permanent damage you could do.
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Wear Your Sandwich Ring to Order
Choose how you like your bologna sandwich when putting your rings on each morning. It comes as a set of five rings: two slices of bread, one piece of lettuce, one piece of cheese and one slice of bologna. If you don’t want any of those ingredients on your sandwich or finger, just wear one [...]
Hot Shot! Camera Ring Will Make Them Smile
Carrying a camera around with you all day long can get really tiresome. This ring will let you carry it around with no effort whatsoever. It will do you no good if you want to take a picture, but you can never have everything.
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Housekey Ring Won’t Open Any Lock
Unless you are a lot stronger than the average person, having this key on your finger will not help you get into your house when you are locked out. It does specify that Duplication is Prohibited so you shouldn’t find anyone else that has the same ring.
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Gold Jeweled Crown Ring: You Are the New King of the Smurfs
Who would use a crown this tiny? The Smurfs maybe? What did you do—take Smurf Village by force, send Papa Smurf into exile and steal the crown for yourself? That’s cold man…real cold.
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Indian Kama Sutra Rings
These Kama Sutra rings would be amusing if worn by your single male friend, a nightmare if you find your teenage daughter wearing it. It could be yet another way that your teenager teaches you a few new tricks.
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Pulse Jewelry
A perfect gift for that poor friend who may have had a heart attack scare. Get a copy of their EKG and get it inscribed on the inside of this ring. No one else will be able to see it, but you will remember what may have been a close call every time you look [...]
Diamond Bling Keychain
A Diamond Bling Keychain. A diamond purchase is already mandatory in order to get married, now there is a need to purchase even more diamonds so the set of keys is well bejeweled as well? This particular version is inexpensive, but you know the next step is real diamonds. Let’s hope this one doesn’t catch [...]
Chewbacca Sterling Silver Ring
Imagine getting in a fistfight with the Chewbacca ring on. Then imagine getting in a really good jab. You could conceivably leave a Chewbacca head-shaped mark on your opponent’s face. It would be like your own geeky “Zorro” mark.
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