The only way that your preppy Lacoste alligator shirt could take away your masculinity even more would be if that reptile physically got hold of your manhood.
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If you thought erectile dysfunction was tough to overcome then reptile dysfunction could be your worst nightmare. At least the snake looks satisfied.
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I have no idea who wants snakes anywhere near them, but I am sure there are some freaks out there. This ring will be worn on two fingers with the head biting the third. The best thing it has going for it is that it is not a creepy spider.
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