remote control

homer-simpson-keyring

This Homer Simpson keyring has everything he needs: a pair of underwear, a beer and a remote control. Of the three, the underwear is probably what he cares least about and what you are most happy he has.

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take-control-shirt

For the guys out there, wearing a shirt like this can have it’s advantages. Women will surely be unable to resist pushing your buttons. If you’re lucky they might hit a nipple under there.

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