religious

i-heart-scientology.jpg

Yeah, Scientology is easy to make fun of—especially with the Tom Cruise connection—but this just made me laugh.

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hooker-for-jesus

As you might imagine, a ministry called “Hookers for Jesus” can stir up quite a bit of controversy. If you enjoy drawing attention to yourself (good or bad) or you believe in the ministry’s message of unconditional love, you can wear one of their t-shirts or tanks with pride.

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brb_jesus_shirt

I didn’t think it could be done, but here you have it. A shirt that references the resurrection of Christ using text message shorthand. Destined to be a hit with tech savvy church-goers.

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jesussandals1.jpgInstead of just walking on the beach and checking out girls, you can encourage others to share your religious beliefs. It may be obnoxious to some, but a couple miles worth of “Jesus Loves You” stamped in the sand is probably about the best you are going to do in terms of proselytizing. And who knows, maybe one of those cute girls will take an interest.

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