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You Set Me On Fire Acrylic RingThese red, translucent orange and yellow acrylic flame rings are available in sizes 5, 7, 8 or 9 with the largest one standing 0.6″ above your finger. They’re also perfect for scratching your junk every time you put your hand in your pocket, or for a rockabilly wedding proposal.

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This is a simple little dress that is easy to wear and has a pair of pistols that show you mean business. Anyone that carries a pair of pistols and has them in red so that they cannot be missed is probably someone you don’t want to be messing with. Intimidation is simpler than having to actually defend yourself.

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